It is believed that some things are "just not done"; for instance, having oral sex with your secretary, walking backwards across the Irish Sea, and eating dinner for breakfast. Further probing of the concept of this state of "just not done" reveals the assumption that if the said concept were done, the Gods, in their wrath, would cause the sky to fall on our heads. Taking this as our hypothesis, we intend to either prove or disprove this common belief in an empirical manner.