Border Artist Album from Album A-side B-side Released Format Recorded Genre Length Label Writer(s) Producer Clip requested? Certification Last single Next single Chronology This single Misc Chart position Mayonnaise and Malaise is the second single by rock duo Local H from there 1995 debute Ham Fisted. The song was about Scotts days while working at a sandwich shop. The song came on CD only and a video was never shot.