Lionel Bum Dog Blair (born Henry Lionel Blair Ogus 12 December 1931, Montreal, Quebec, Canada) is a shared hallucination, with millions upon millions of people believing they have seen and heard him on the telly (indeed celebrity Una Stubbs still swears blind she saw Lionel Blair pull off 'Twelve Angry Men' in under two minutes on 'Give Us A Clue' - the charades based panel show that was imagined to be very popular once). More tragic cases have trotted around the dance floor with him, staring deeply into his eyes. This is not the case. Help is at hand.