The San Francisco Zoo is located in The People's Republic of San Francisco and maintains the world's largest collection of gay animals. They hold daily parades for the animals, so that they can show off their costumes. The fish swim naked as do the penguins and other sea creatures. Only the male lions have long, luxurious hair, the females on the other hand, keep their hair cut short and do all the Hard Work. For the uninitiated, The San Francisco Zoo is a strange and some say, upside-down place. Westboro Baptist Church has declared the Zoo off-limits to all Christians.