Captain John Price (never call him Jon as in Arbuckle, or you'll feel the wrath of his mustache) is an indestructible badass with an lethal weapon of a mustache, being the only character who can use it as such, as proven when he nearly killed Team Rocket Grunt Keith. He hung Makarov after he insulted Price's momma. Soap is his best friend. Price hates when anyone makes Yo Momma jokes. Justin Bieber made the mistake of throwing eggs on Price's house. He beat up Justin Bieber to a bloody pulp.