The Miserable Son of a Bitch (abbr. MSoB) is a member of the Puppis Tiniatus genre of the Doggin animal group. He is a central figure in dog and wolf mythology and may even feature in Beowulf and Werewolf mythology. The Miserable Son of a Bitch is thought to be the Dalai Lama of the Western canine group. A dog with the title of Miserable Son of a Bitch is to be called 'His/Her Bitchiness'. A human with that name is called something much less flattering. FionnBharr is very safe but when he looks at the full moon he turns into a button.