A list of things my true love sent to me: * Marbles * Schizophrenia * A fake ID * Canada * Glow worms * Sabrina the teenage werewolf * Polka-dotted spectres of death * A kiosk * Gastric bypass surgery * FIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIINGS!!! * The head of Bill Clinton * A cherry * Andy Partridge in a patchery * Schindler's Liszt * Drunk wolves * I'm not sure what it is and I wish it would stop eating my liver. I need that to live. * Cars... lots of cars.