TV Announcer: We now return to Bottom Water Life SpongeBob: Oh boy I love this episode Joe: Hello Sandra Sandra: Wanna Marry Joe? TV Announcer: The following scenes may make *sniff* people cry Father SquarePants turns off tv SpongeBob: Hey that was getting good Father SquarePants: This episode makes your mom cry Mother SquarePants: I wish you never did that fake wedding SpongeBob: Sometimes I wish we actually had a propper wedding Sandy appears out of nowhere with a teleporter Sandy: Do you really wish that? SpongeBob: Yes? Mother SquarePants: Can we actually have something on the TV SpongeBob: Mom! The End