Every few years,(or few matchs) a noobinator is chosen to lead the inevitable slaughter against noobs. They have even been able to, as legend says, to lead the slaughter on the invincible grunts as well. It is said that the noobinator is part Master Chief, part Chuck Norris, all badass. It's like Master Chief screwing Sgt Jonhsons mother. The noobinator was also sent back in time to protect Master Chief when he was a shit Spartan so he could lead the human resistance against machines, aliens (and noobs). It is likely that God is the current noobinator he has the current highest body count and around 95% of it are noobs.