The spoopy, dark town of Plswig holds a secret. Bainy McCool Face has the perfect life working as a plsing in the city and arguing with his very very cool boyfriend, Reagan IDrowzee. However, when he finds a big chocolate in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the McCool Face family. A Polandvision leaves Bainy with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to weird Plswig to find some answers.Praise for Plswig - The Daily Tale - Enid Kibbler "The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?" - Hit the Spoof "I could do better."