"Collideascope" is a song by Andy Partridge under the pseudonym "Sir John Johns." It appeared on the 1987 The Dukes of Stratosphear LP Psonic Psunspot and the co-released CD compilation Chips from the Chocolate Fireball. The title is a portmanteau of "collide" and "kaleidoscope." The demo appeared on Andy's Fuzzy Warbles Volume 3 in 2003.