Yesterday, I saw a man, and he tried to milk a cow. Yes, he did. I saw him very clearly, my eyes were squinting, and almost sizzled in the sunlight. Well, anyway he took this machine with tubular thingymabobbers, and he like put it on the cow's thingymabobberie. Then you heard this weird loud noise like WHIRRRR, and the cow looked weird. OF COURSE!!!! I shouted, HE'S SUCKING IT'S LIFE FORCE!!! Not many people would know that, eh? I stopped the man and wrenched off the machine and milk flew everywhere, it's life force!!! YAY ME!!! I SAVED A COW!!!! I think I'll post this on my blog.