Pilot Opening Spiel: AUDIENCE: THAT'S DISGUSTING! (whistle blows) Announcer: It's time for FUN HOUSE! And here it is! Crazy Contests! Goofy games! A super Grand Prix Race! And an outrageous chase after thousands of dollars in cash and prizes! All on FUN HOUSE! Now, meet the guy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH! Season 2 Opening Spiel: Hey guys/(insert funny names), (explain today's themed episode), Today on... FUN HOUSE! And now, here's the guy/(insert funny name) who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!