"Go away, Palak Paneer" Cleratopaskenner the giant cashew bellowed. "I'm tired of you eating all my girlfriends! I never do that to any of your girlfriends!" "Yeah, no duh! 'Cause I don't have any girlfriends! You have no idea what it's like to be a pistachio," Palak Paneer argued defensively. "I mean, I don't have the strength and the looks that a cashew has. You know I'd give anything to be like you, Cleratopaskenner." HE LEAPED OVER THE STARS . . . (okay, actually, he didn't leap over the stars, but he did attempt to)