Carla Bernstein appeared on The Colbert Report on January 10, 2006 and again on June 6, 2007. (S)He is the transexual partner of pedophile, Bob Woodward. None of this was known when they wrote the book All the President's Men, but all their dirty laundry is out now. America can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they will be in prison very, very soon for all their crimes against America, The Baby Jesus and The Greatest President--EVER!