This is Uncyclopedia's own example of a one-sentence-at-a-time generated story. The end result will be a novel which batters Wikipedia's version into a pulp. It will be made in 3 sections, each about a different character's version of events. The characters are Trixie, Sam, The Zork Controller, and the Master of Muppets. Thank you, please feel free to come back and add another sentence at a later time.