Nowruze is how mooslims celebrate Easter. They claim they are celebrating the spring or "Persian New Year", but everyone knows now that America has liberated them and flowers and candy was exchanged, they are celebrating The Resurrection of Our Lord And Savior, Jesus Christ. And not the boring passage of time and/or the beginning of spring/end of winter. It's about Jesus. And bunnies. That's it. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.