Our Eternal Doorians is a not published Lovian political essay written by Lars Washington. The draft was finished in July 2010 but is not published yet. The essay is a reply to the first and only essay from Hessel Doorian treatsing the topic of Jewish people in the Western world from a nazist point of view, alleging conspiracy theories and the bond between zionism and capitalism. The essay of Hessel Doorian caused a lot of commotion in Lovia, especially with Aesopos, the Jewish community and several anti-fascist movements. Hessel Doorians essay received extremely bad criticism and isn't for sale in any bookstores.