Four Seasons holds many secrets of the old world waiting to be uncovered by the bold. But there exists a secret above and beyond all others in scope and magnitude, a mind shattering revelation that will change the wasteland forever: Brahmin are supposed to have ONE HEAD. The Committee to Restore Bovine Sanity are the discoverers of this terrible fact, they were the ones who discovered the Ancient monument to monoheaded bovine purity in the crumbling wreckage of Dallas in a place called Pioneer Plaza. The Committee wages a righteous crusade against the "twofers," and all who shelter and coddle them.