Wigger wannabee cunt SHOUTS QUITE A LOT AND ENJOYS PUNCTUATION#!!!!£213432"!1 Peaked with an appearance on The Sinbad and Jakey show: 03/11/09 where he actually spoke exactly like he posted. Highlights included greeting a guest with the line "Who the fuck are yew and whaayy are yew reh-le-vuhnt" Absolute Idiot and closet homosexual. Pretended to be in the US Services in Iraq. Was dishonorably discharged from the military when his Knismolagnia (a fetish in which one derives sexual gratification from tickling) manifest itself during basic training. Well... I think he's funny anyway.