Billy Joe Horton Lucky old Bastard (Genus/Species: Slingbladeus Hammeredjolieous) was a close and personal friend to Einstein. During a binge drinking contest between Albert Einstein, Henry Rutherford, and Billy Bob, Einstein came up with the theory of quantum mullets where as the mass of a hair cut is directionly proportional to the height of the dew, magnetic lines of thrust will cut perpendicular to the time space continuum resulting matter being in two places at once.