Instant messages are a form of Internets communication, as well as a device engineered by Democrats to force Godly Republicans to lust after young boys. Until recently, instant messages were merely a way for pale, overweight virgins to gossip about the latest Batman movie. On the eve of the 2006 midterm elections, however, Nancy Pelosi and her gang of pedophile friends damaged the brain of Republican Congressman and Manly Man Mark Foley to such an extent that he sent sexually explicit instant messages to White House Pages.