Despite its groundbreaking nature, however, the paper has generated a great deal of controversy in the scientific world, and has raised a series of increasingly important questions: What are the implications of the geographic distribution of Orientia tsutsugamushi? When they named it "Orientia tsutsugamushi," was that some kind of fucking joke? Who exactly is D.J. Kelly, and what's her hidden agenda? How "mad" are these scientists, and what is the probability that they're going to kill us all? At twenty-seven pages long, is the supplement to the paper too large to be reliably folded into a nifty hat?