Alexander Ovechkin is a dirty, egotistical, robot built by the Soviet Government in 1985 with the supposed purpose to dominate the game of hockey, which failed when Sidney Crosby (a.k.a. "Superman") surpassed him in all areas, in which Ovechkin called Crosby a "motherfucking attention rapist, just like every other goddamn Canadian bastard." He is known as "The Second God of the NHL" behind Wayne Gretzky (a.k.a. "Jesus Christ"), despite only achieving the second round of the playoffs in his 4 years in the league.