Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is an American "Pop/Rock" singer, whatever that is. She is famous for lip-syncing and being the younger sister of Jessica Simpson. She comes from a conservative Christian family that supports George W. Bush. She has contradicted those values, however, by becoming pregnant prior to marriage with Pete Wentz's baby. Her new husband is a member of Fall Out Boy, an anti-Jesus rock band. She gave birth to a boy named "Bronx-Mogli" on November 21, 2008, and The Colbert Report wishes him many happy returns getting the crap kicked out of him at recess.