Asparagus are long and green and good for you to eat. Will make your body strong and lean. Our flavor can't be beat. So when you're in the store just take this tip from us - buy asparagus. Asparagus, asparagus. Put us on your table. Asparagus, asparagus. We'll make you feel more able. (Originally: "We'll make you like Aunt Mable".) File:The Asparagus Song from ALF