"What Assistant Dean Cervantes Said to Benjamin and Mordecai Rash" is a 1,090-word short-story, described as a "fanfic on a fanfic," written by fpb and posted to LiveJournal on 2 May 2010. Inverarity commended the writing as "a cute (though clearly apocryphal) story," noting "one small 'canon' problem, though: Dean Cervantes is the Dean of the Eighth Grade. The Rashes would have been called to the office of the Dean of the Tenth Grade."