Batman got up from bed, he noticed that his butt felt wet. "Oh noooo" "I took a dump!" Batman rushed off to the Batcave. Batman knocked over Nightwing in the process, making him fall in gooey poop. Batman found the Bat-toilet and sat on it. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" 7 zillion big poo globs fell out his butt. "I'll name you Johnny!" Batman said to his new pet poo glob