The MAGICAL GLOWING PENIS was an invention of Karen Traviss in one of her non-Star Wars novels. The Wess'har series features one of Karen's Mary Sues enjoying the magical glowing gung-ho marine penis described above. It is not clear from the context whether the marine's magical glowing penis or the alien's pair of penises was more pleasing to the Mary Sue character. Many people refuse to believe Karen Traviss wrote such a thing; however, Havac insists, "I AM SO NOT SHITTING YOU."