Sven-Göran Eriksson, (born 5 February 1948) is a retired unremarkable Swedish football player. Surprisingly, however, Sven went on to manage several major European clubs, as well as the English and Mexican national sides, despite appearing to have only a minimal grasp of English or Spanish. He is also a master seducer and ladies' man, having slept with an array of younger women, despite looking like a bespectacled version of Mr Burns from The Simpsons.