The oven gland (ridin spinuus) is a small gland located above the Hyperspleen, found in all mammals whose names begin with consonants (except Q) above the age of 29. When the mammal is excited, angry, aroused, frightened or a combination of the four, the gland begins to secrete a hormone known as Bariscotin (lymphoma cillitbangensis) into the bloodstream which causes the nearby organs to begin forming steel and plastic in order for an oven to be created and pushed through the oven gland which has now dilated to 37" in width. This natural self defense mechanism results in the mammal squealing in terror and emitting all manner of white goods, in some extreme cases producing dishwashers, microwaves and Dolph Lundgren.