Lawrence Graham Taylor "Lawrie" Sanchez, also known as the "Zen Master" (? - Present) is a football manager who came to prominence for beating a bunch of Scousers, Scotsmen and a Zimbabwaen in the first ever "FA Cup" Final in 1322. He is also known for beating a Swede , (Sven-Goran Eriksson, whilst his team played like turnips ( a football in-joke, yes, I know...). Since then, as before, he's done absolutely fuck all.