It has come to international attention that mysterious forces active in Estonia have joined and have created the "ETV". Although Nobody knows for sure what these letters stand for, there are several theories: * Estonian Testicle Venom * Elders at a Table of Vodka * Ethnical Tolerance of Violence * Elliptic Toilet View * Eternal Toothed Vagina * Eggrolls with Tequila and Vermouth * Estonian Tails with Vodka