You're sick of all of those Trope Overdosed stories. It's getting on your nerves. Why doesn't anybody do anything original? You know! You're going to write one yourself! So now you compose a list of tropes, and cross out what you can't have in your story. Work something out afterwards. The closest thing to a Tropeless Tale is TV static from a channel you can tune to, but don't get -- Snowy Screen of Death! Curses! You Are Too Late! To put it another way, The Tropeless Tale is this.