(We see Chester sitting in a comfy chair in some room as the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" plays.) Chester: (speaking calmly) Greetings, my friends, and welcome to a "Bummy Christmas Review." (Cut it "Bummy Christmas Reviews" title card, back to Chester) Let us talk about all the Rankin Bass stop-motion Christmas stories. (Cut to title card with "The Rankin Bass Christmas Cartoons", back to Chester) There's this world where everybody seems to have cold, dead, puppet eyes. Most of the males have lipstick on their mouths. And half the people seem to have lines around their jaws. They sing.