Milo was once a normal man, albeit one with a very poor understanding of cosmology. He lived in a small house, worked a minimum wage job, and really wished things in his life would go better for him. Then he was hit by an alien beam that turned his head into the planet Mars. But, Milo knew so little about the solar system, that he thought his head had become Earth, and so decided to become the superhero Milo Earth. Aside from having a head shaped like Mars, Milo has no abilities or anything special about him whatsoever. That's why he never succeeds in anything he tries to do.