It all began when Boulder McGee, a football player, went to a local donut shop, starving for some food. Boulder had just won a football game in a record eight seconds by killing the entire opposing team in one tackle. He now needed some nourishment to make up for the energy he lost in the game. "I want a donut!" he bellowed at the cashier. The cashier, frightened by McGee's alarming appearance, mistook him for a robber. "Don't hurt me!" sobbed the cashier. She reached behind the counter and pulled out a bagel that she threw at McGee. "This isn't a donut," said McGee angrily, "It's a BAGEL!"