The emo virus is the worst virus since heavymetalfluenza. Only certain people are immune to this virus, due to genetic make-up, a course of jabs, or a strong herd mentality. These people include folk musicians and ravers. Famous carriers of the virus include Darth Vader, Judge Judy, Herman Munster, and one kid in the back of every class (the quiet one that nobody bothers with until after the playground shooting spree). People free of the virus cannot tolerate anyone showing even the smallest symptoms. This only results in the virus becoming more entrenched.