If you have a problem with vampires, list them here. But first: * 1. No griping about the inconsistent portryals. Vampires can be portrayed flexibly while still retaining the essental traits. * 2. Sign your entries. * 3. Make sure your problem has already been addressed before posting. * 4. Elaborate your entries. Don't be vague. * 5. NO TWILIGHT EXAMPLES. We know it's a disgrace to vampires. Take it to Darth Wiki. * Tweedly Dee- Why is it that authors have a tendency to make Vampires super-duper undefeatable death machines without thinking the finer details through, like how a race of invincible parasitoids who can reproduce through assimilation haven't already taken over the planet when Muggles are apparently powerless? Why won't authors be truly brave and make va