Connect Four- also known as CoNnEct F0uR or Cnnn3ct 4 is a very fun, family friendly game which consists of beating up hookers (and/or) killing them to get your money back (and/or) watching holocaust movies with a houseful of Jewish people and laughing and pretending you coughed or lying and saying you just remembered this really funny joke from yesterday that your friend told you in science class (and/or) eating children. Just kidding, if only it were that fun.