With the character they would most like to chat to on the phone * Editor: Natalie Barnes Joy – we could chat about eyewear fashions! * Deputy Editor: Paul Laing Yvonne Hartman – we'd discuss pensions. * Production Editor: Liza Millett The Doctor – but only on free weekend calls, because he talks too much! * Senior Art Editor: Nikki Davies Captain Jack – I'd ask to borrow his coat for winter. * Deputy Senior Art Editor: Lee Midwinter The Silurians, to talk about celeriac.