Long, Long ago in a place far, far away, well, not that far away, was a King called James II. But because Parliament were all haters of Catholics very judgemental, they exiled him. So along came William of Orange, who forced James II's daughter, Mary II , to marry him lawfully married James II's daughter, Mary II. Then was Anne I. Once again, Parliament forbid a Catholic monarch. So from out of nowhere, they pulled out George I. He was a Lutheran and had the box set on order from the BBC. George was dull, stupid very German. He had locked away his wife and murdered her lover so was also cruel. And dull. And his wig kept falling over his eyes.