Noo-Noo wants to show everyone he's as evil as the Teletubbies, but he doesn't know how. George Bush dares him to suck up all the Teletubbies, and Noo-Noo thinks if he does this he will show everyone he's as evil as the Teletubbies. First he finds Tinky Winky, who is doing stupid things in his bedroom in Tubby Tower. Noo-Noo creeps up behind him, and sucks him up. Next he finds Dipsy, who is having an argument with some Teletubby Land Bunnies. Eventually, Dipsy loses his temper and throws all the bunnies in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Whilst he does this, Noo-Noo sucks him up. Then he spots Laa-Laa, who is getting on board the Teletubby Zeppelin. Noo-Noo stows away on board, and while Laa-Laa is busy bombing a town, Noo-Noo sucks her up. With nobody steering, the Zeppelin crashes, but No