So you wanna be a villain who has no redeeming qualities? Here are the steps. 1. * Be the Big Bad. Heck, just be a villain. Being the Big Bad helps, though. 2. * Let the heroes come into your trap and torture and/or kill them. Painfully. 3. * Break the Cutie or kill The Woobie. For a better result, keep The Woobie alive, but make his/her life a living hell consciously. 4. * Kick the Dog. Especially if the dog is adorable. If you have a dog, kill it and/or torture it as soon as possible. 5. * Don't have a Freudian Excuse. If you by any chance have an excuse, just make sure your present day depravity far outweighs your past. 6. * Love your Hannibal Lecture. And don't be swayed by anyone's appeal for good. 7. * Be reasonless in evil. 8. * Laugh at your vi