The nonsense prognosticator is a fantastic un-made-up machine that is ultimately responsible for all nonsense created in the world. It is connected to the burning cookie accumulator and possibly the infinite monkey chaingang. It uses the combined energies of the French to power a massive whirler and something that can hook me up with a dry martini. It can. The nonsense prognosticator is capable of generating all past, present, and future nonsense, though it is usually encoded in old show tunes. To access it, press nine. Then press nine again. Then, die. Off with you to Reddit. Go.