Woohoo! Yay! It’s my birthday. Never gonna see four hundred and ninety nine again! Get this, Mrs Noah is in calf again at 450! The neighbours are saying it’s a miracle. How about my miraculous input? She lost her looks at 25 Did some more preaching in town. Hooligans chucked shit at me again. I hope the fuckers all die! Bloody kids broke the window playing football! You’d think they’d grow up by 90! They’ve gotta leave home soon – that’ll be a sweet day. God spoke to me last night – that or Mrs N’s put the wrong kind of mushroom in the casserole again. Wants me to build a giant park!