"The Penis Song" is a song originally from the film Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and released on the album Monty Python Sings. In the film, it is sung by Eric Idle at a piano in the persona of a Noel Coward-style lounge singer: hence the sub-title of the song "Not the Noel Coward Song." Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to own a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.