The traditional gift for a fourth anniversary is linen. "I hope this is fire retardant." --OHeL 03:09, 20 March 2007 (UTC) "And bomb proof!" Tourskin 03:44, 20 March 2007 (UTC) "And sneaky soviet spy proof!"Tourskin 03:44, 20 March 2007 (UTC) Osama bin Laden unveils his new Spring collection. --MC Esteban 21:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC) Terrorists make yet another attempt to sneak in as a bag of potatoes.Tourskin 04:17, 25 March 2007 (UTC)