You Know What's Bullshit? (Christmas music begins playing) That's bullshit. It's nearly the middle of January. Take down your fucking Christmas decorations! (Bah, humbug!) To me, Christmas happens in December, but it seems to start whenever it wants and end whenever it wants. I've seen Christmas stuff in stores as early as October! At least wait until after Halloween! That's bullshit! (BULLSHIT!!!) Well, I think I'm going to go celebrate St. Patrick's Day, like two months early and just start getting wasted now 'cause Christmas is over, and that's bullshit. (BULLSHIT!!!)