In today's episode of The Truth, I, T3PO, will tell you some starting discoveries proving penguins are not just harmless creatures, but vile, evil beasts. The study of evil penguins or Evilpenguinology is a science that needs much work to be successful. When we asked professional Evilpenguinologist named Logan Tucker, he had this to say: A spokesman for the Association For the Well Being of Penguins, or FWBP, has this to say: So what do you think of penguins now? Holy cow!